new and improved

no pile of dirt stands a chance against:

THEDALLINATOR2008

created by P&J inc.
(creating amazing vacuums since 2004)



after almost 9 months of development and testing,
this AMAZING vacuum machine ready for use!
check out it's list of features:

• one of a kind
• %100 man made
  
• operates at a variety of speeds.
• no batteries needed: runs on milk and edible organic matter.
• includes a sophisticated navigation system that instinctively locates any small items or large piles of debris that may be on the floor.
• cleans up easily with mild soap and water.
• it's features upgrade naturally.
• made in america.
  
• can also serve as a mop! (additional accessories not included.)
  

(illustration for demonstration purposes only!)

and if well cared for, in a couple years it may become....

a highly specialized "sock mopper!"


*additional maintenance may be required.
*manual NOT included.

*WARNING: 24 hour supervision required to prevent items that are improperly sized from getting lodged in the passage way!
*Sorry....no refunds allowed.

OH THE FUN WE ARE HAVING!